Friday, August 24, 2007

Beste Nachrichten Geschichte der Woche

Woman Sets Fire to Ex-Husband's Penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[I want the author of this story nominated for the Pulitzer. What delicious double-entendre! )


Pamela said...

"The attack climaxed" .... oh dear, oh dear, was that double meaning intentional do you think???

Where do you find all these wonderfully curious stories?

Kary said...

O Mike .... you do have a way with words!

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Anonymous said...

Did you heard what Rob Matts said about that?

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